What+can+be+done?


 * __Responses to Global Warming__**

Key ideas: 1. Emissions reduction 2. Individual action against global warming 3. Greenhouse gas remediation 4. Alternative energy sources

Can individuals do anything to reduce Global Warming? We think they can - you need to stop eating BEANS. This will have an immediate affect of reducing harmful Methane emissions, which we all know are 4 times more potent than CO2.

I therefore propose that we ban, globally, all sales of Heinz Baked Beans and associated immitators.

We all know that "BEANZ MEANS FARTZ" beans beans the musical fruit the more you eat, the more you toot

However, as humans do not produce methane gas, this will not be an affective measure.

The emerging use of biotechnology would be helpful in developing GM cows that no longer produce methane gas, and instead produce only water and oxygen into the atmosphere, like the honda cars. This would also help the aleviate the water shortage in Australia.

(Note: golf clubs are ineffective against cows)